The Toon Lampoon can reveal that people who are cancelled by people on Twitter are actually sent into the purgatorial abyss between dimensions, and all trace of them is erased from history.
We reached out to find someone who had been cancelled, but couldn’t find anyone, because they never existed in the first place.
It appears that millions have been wiped from existence in recent years with the rise of ‘cancel culture’.
Author of the famous Harry Potter series, Daniel Radcliffe, told The Lampoon “Thank god I haven’t been cancelled, I’ve heard that transphobia and racism can literally wipe you from this dimensional plane”.
This journalist can agree. Being utterly expunged from history seems pretty bad, but at least it’s not simply being called out for bigoted views and continuing to be able to speak out and have massive wealth.
That would be a real nightmare.
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