Man without degree gets job

An eighteen year old man astounded his peers last week by just getting a job.

Instead of sinking himself in thirty thousand pounds’ worth of debt, he simply got a job. Reports suggest it’s a good job, too; management in a retailer, I think.

Students would be outraged if they could fathom the concept, but they can’t, so aren’t.

I know this is difficult to understand, so I’ll try to elaborate.

He went to university, graduated and got a job – which is obviously the only way to begin adult life – except without the first two bits.

Hang on, I’ve just confused myself.

When asked for comment, Chris Day said “you what?”

Oh god, I tried to do some research, what the fuck is an apprenticeship?

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