Because we love our readers and have a fierce maternal instinct, we don’t want you to get confused with “ideas” or “thoughts”, and have very helpfully laid out exactly what you should think about everything.

All will be explained. Peruse our selection of op-eds from our highly informed writers here, on this page. Remember, our word is law, and any dissent is frankly childish and immature, (but to be expected from you lot.)