Opinions

Because we love our readers and have a fierce maternal instinct, we don’t want you to get confused with “ideas” or “thoughts”, and have very helpfully laid out exactly what you should think about everything.

All will be explained. Peruse our selection of op-eds from our highly informed writers here, on this page. Remember, our word is law, and any dissent is frankly childish and immature, (but to be expected from you lot.)

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Tory voters embarrassed at how much worse CBI speech would have been under Corbyn

by Joe Molander 23rd Nov 2021

Opinion: I liked Mitski before it was cool, and I’m still waiting

by Joe Molander 17th Aug 202117th Aug 2021

Opinion: fuck it, you’ve done enough to stop climate change

by David Spain 12th Jul 2021

Opinion: Leftists need to be more patriotic about my Union Jack vajazzle

by David Spain 5th Apr 2021

Op-ed: why the UK should devolve the base rate of interest to local authorities

by Joe Molander 1st Apr 20211st Apr 2021

Opinion: Valentine’s Day is for friends too, I just don’t have those either

by Joe Molander 14th Feb 2021

Pre-made category for “food, rents, monthly bills” on fundraising websites simply the best system we have

by neilanderson 9th Dec 20209th Dec 2020

Opinion: we should burn down the shoe tree

by sickhoop 2nd Dec 202012th Dec 2020

Opinion: Not voting for Trump in 2020 makes me a hero, you socialist fucks

by David Spain 2nd Oct 20202nd Oct 2020

Opinion: why being a student landlord is the new punk

by TAK 29th Aug 2020

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